My name is Alec Jankowski. I am a seeker of outrageous adventures, unbelievable-yet-true stories, and the perfect slice of rhubarb pie. Armed with nothing but a brain compass and a large bucket of curiosity (which comes in buckets now), I will embark into the vast and untamed wilderness of advertising. I will not return until I have slain the Yeti of Indifference, thus becoming a man.